Jeremy Jahns

Jeremy Jahns
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Rating T-Meter Title | Year Review
54% Maleficent (2014) They could have upped the stakes, made the ending better...I'm not looking for the deepest movie ever from a Disney live action thing...surprisingly enough, Maleficent was a good time.‐ JeremyJahns.com
Read More | Posted Dec 14, 2018
28% Mortal Engines (2018) The coolest thing about this movie is that it's a really imaginative, interesting world. The biggest bummer is that they didn't take that interesting, imaginative world and put it in a movie that works. ‐ JeremyJahns.com
Read More | Posted Dec 14, 2018
82% Green Book (2018) Mahershala Ali was fantastic and Viggo Mortensen was great. You really see the range of their acting ability and the work well together. ‐ JeremyJahns.com
Read More | Posted Dec 13, 2018
51% Once Upon a Deadpool (2018) It's a cash grab. ‐ JeremyJahns.com
Read More | Posted Dec 12, 2018
97% Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse (2018) This is the Goldilocks zone for Sony... This is totally their own and they knocked it out of the park. ‐ JeremyJahns.com
Read More | Posted Dec 11, 2018
92% Mandy (2018) This movie's actually quite layered. It's fun to think about. ‐ JeremyJahns.com
Read More | Posted Nov 27, 2018
16% Robin Hood (2018) The movie is undeniably silly, but it's kind of fun sometimes... Don't misunderstand me -- It sucks, but it goes for a stylish enough angle for you to almost look past the fact that it sucks. ‐ JeremyJahns.com
Read More | Posted Nov 26, 2018
83% Creed II (2018) The solid sequel I wanted Creed II to be.‐ JeremyJahns.com
Read More | Posted Nov 21, 2018
88% Ralph Breaks the Internet (2018) By the end, it really hit me in the center. It hit me deep.‐ JeremyJahns.com
Read More | Posted Nov 20, 2018
38% Fantastic Beasts: The Crimes of Grindelwald (2018) It's not icing on the cake -- the cake is on the icing. They're using Easter Eggs, the icing, as the foundation of the cake and it's just a soggy mess. ‐ JeremyJahns.com
Read More | Posted Nov 16, 2018
91% Widows (2018) From the get-go, it's intense. It just draws you in.‐ JeremyJahns.com
Read More | Posted Nov 13, 2018
40% The Girl in the Spider's Web (2018) Kind of a mess, kind of a wreck. The movie just feels cluttered, cramped, convoluted. ‐ JeremyJahns.com
Read More | Posted Nov 12, 2018
81% Overlord (2018) Treats itself as a war movie first -- it's actually more intense than a lot of war movies. ‐ JeremyJahns.com
Read More | Posted Nov 9, 2018
57% The Grinch (2018) They have once again taken a story that is perfect as a half-an-hour tale and padded it to make it longer than it should be. ‐ JeremyJahns.com
Read More | Posted Nov 7, 2018
62% Bohemian Rhapsody (2018) This was a legit, good peek behind the curtain of the life of a very influential artist... If for nothing else, watch it just to watch Rami Malek's performance. ‐ JeremyJahns.com
Read More | Posted Nov 2, 2018
34% The Nutcracker and the Four Realms (2018) Boring, hollow and lifeless. ‐ JeremyJahns.com
Read More | Posted Nov 1, 2018
37% Hunter Killer (2018) I'm probably not gonna remember this movie in t-minus one day. ‐ JeremyJahns.com
Read More | Posted Oct 25, 2018
76% Mid90s (2018) You just fall into the purity of it... It's a sweet film. ‐ JeremyJahns.com
Read More | Posted Oct 23, 2018
79% Halloween (2018) It's the legit sequel to the original Halloween that makes an effort to show the audience it knows and respects where it comes from. ‐ JeremyJahns.com
Read More | Posted Oct 17, 2018
74% Bad Times at the El Royale (2018) I just wish the movie would sit still long enough so you could get invested. ‐ JeremyJahns.com
Read More | Posted Oct 15, 2018
88% First Man (2018) Really enjoyable! It was a dramatic peek behind the legend. ‐ JeremyJahns.com
Read More | Posted Oct 10, 2018
90% A Star Is Born (2018) Bradley Cooper crushes it... He's a great comedic actor, a great dramatic actor. And he's great in this movie -- also a great director. ‐ JeremyJahns.com
Read More | Posted Oct 8, 2018
29% Venom (2018) The movie's not a total wash, there is enjoyment in it.‐ JeremyJahns.com
Read More | Posted Oct 4, 2018
29% Night School (2018) It's kind of like Billy Madison, but about half as fun. ‐ JeremyJahns.com
Read More | Posted Sep 26, 2018
81% Fahrenheit 11/9 (2018) It did ask some good questions about 'Where do we go next? Who takes up the mantle?' I don't have the answers to that, but I'm glad that [Michael Moore], at least, started the conversation. ‐ JeremyJahns.com
Read More | Posted Sep 21, 2018
60% White Boy Rick (2018) This is a story that deserves a better movie than it got. ‐ JeremyJahns.com
Read More | Posted Sep 13, 2018
33% The Predator (2018) Completely unbalanced. ‐ JeremyJahns.com
Read More | Posted Sep 11, 2018
11% Peppermint (2018) Just kind of fell flat as a revenge tale. ‐ JeremyJahns.com
Read More | Posted Sep 7, 2018
26% The Nun (2018) An amalgamation... Everything they've stitched into this movie was done in another movie, and it was done better. ‐ JeremyJahns.com
Read More | Posted Sep 7, 2018
92% Searching (2018) I had no inkling that a movie that was essentially filmed with Skype could keep me on the edge of my seat. ‐ JeremyJahns.com
Read More | Posted Sep 5, 2018
92% Crazy Rich Asians (2018) It's a sweet movie with a sweet story. ‐ JeremyJahns.com
Read More | Posted Sep 5, 2018
23% The Happytime Murders (2018) It's such a violation of your childhood - I really dug that.‐ JeremyJahns.com
Read More | Posted Aug 23, 2018
23% Mile 22 (2018) In the end, they overreach and compromised what should have been an easy success.‐ JeremyJahns.com
Read More | Posted Aug 17, 2018
79% Alpha (2018) It's like a made for TV movie that somehow got a budget. ‐ JeremyJahns.com
Read More | Posted Aug 15, 2018
95% BlacKkKlansman (2018) The movie's not perfect, but it sticks the landing of its message. It was engaging - thrilling at times - and I personally thought it was a great time. ‐ JeremyJahns.com
Read More | Posted Aug 10, 2018
7% Slender Man (2018) As a horror movie should, this movie relies heavily on the sound. If you don't want to be scared in a horror movie, don't close your eyes - close your ears... And this movie plays to that.‐ JeremyJahns.com
Read More | Posted Aug 10, 2018
46% The Meg (2018) Dumb, not as fun as it could be, but it does have some dumb fun. ‐ JeremyJahns.com
Read More | Posted Aug 8, 2018
49% The Spy Who Dumped Me (2018) It's not funny enough to stand out as a comedy, it's not clever enough to stand out as a spy movie... It's pretty middle-of-the-road kind of forgettable. ‐ JeremyJahns.com
Read More | Posted Aug 6, 2018
72% Christopher Robin (2018) It's didn't blow my mind, but I feel like if you have more of a nostalgic attachment to the character, you might just love it. ‐ JeremyJahns.com
Read More | Posted Aug 3, 2018
91% Teen Titans Go! To the Movies (2018) I give this movie a lot of credit for actually having a lot of brains and heart... A genuinely enjoyable and funny movie.‐ JeremyJahns.com
Read More | Posted Jul 27, 2018
97% Mission: Impossible - Fallout (2018) It's like they are trying to make the world simultaneously pass out from tension. This movie soars as high as possible without actually burning its wings. ‐ JeremyJahns.com
Read More | Posted Jul 26, 2018
51% Equalizer 2 (2018) It felt like a season of television crushed into two hours.‐ JeremyJahns.com
Read More | Posted Jul 20, 2018
59% Hotel Transylvania 3: Summer Vacation (2018) I'm probably not going to remember this movie in T-minus one day. ‐ JeremyJahns.com
Read More | Posted Jul 10, 2018
88% Ant-Man and the Wasp (2018) In a world where superhero are everywhere, you have to play up the thing that makes your superhero movie unique. The Ant-Man movies play that unique quality up well.‐ JeremyJahns.com
Read More | Posted Jul 5, 2018
54% The First Purge (2018) Maybe some of the character arcs could have been combined...it was corny in parts, but in the end I enjoyed it.‐ JeremyJahns.com
Read More | Posted Jul 3, 2018
99% Won't You Be My Neighbor? (2018) This documentary was great in all the right ways and, personally, it's just what I needed. ‐ JeremyJahns.com
Read More | Posted Jun 29, 2018
63% Sicario: Day of the Soldado (2018) What we have is a sequel that's enjoyable enough, but in the end it's a sequel that didn't need to happen nor do I think it's a sequel that was planned to happen. ‐ JeremyJahns.com
Read More | Posted Jun 28, 2018
48% Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom (2018) Does best what other Jurassic Park movies just talked about, which is the fact that these dinosaurs are not monsters. They're just animals. ‐ JeremyJahns.com
Read More | Posted Jun 20, 2018
89% Hereditary (2018) You've heard it a million times: how horror movies are cliché. This movie is not cliché.... This movie does not rely on jump scares, nor is it predictable. ‐ JeremyJahns.com
Read More | Posted Jun 19, 2018
68% Ocean's 8 (2018) It just didn't feel as engaging as it could have been, given the actresses you have delivering the lines. ‐ JeremyJahns.com
Read More | Posted Jun 18, 2018
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